I get emails

Got this today: 

To: Tony Delgrosso
From: SA8300HD
Subject: Us 

Tony,

Hey – what’s up? Haven’t seen much of you lately! I know you’ve been traveling and busy with work and all that, but I thought maybe you’d have been around a little more. Everything ok?

Let me get right to the point. I’m sad. Well, not *sad* so much as disappointed. Don’t worry – I’m not mad at you. I just feel unappreciated. I’ve worked so hard for you lately, and, well, you just don’t seem to notice. Are you ignoring me on purpose? Have I done something to upset you? Just be straight with me. I can take it.

I just don’t know what it is I could have done, and I’ve been losing sleep over it. Everything you’ve asked of me, I’ve done for you. Yet I do and do and do, and for what? So I can just sit here by myself with the fruits of my labor?

Okay, so maybe now I *am* getting a little mad. I can understand that you didn’t watch Lost from last week yet. But I’m holding onto the entire John Adams miniseries for you. In HD. Do you know what kind of space it takes to hold that? And the last three Dexter episodes from last season. And a Nova. There’s a Simpsons, too. Lots more that I can’t remember. The more I think about how much baggage I’m carrying for you, the more upset I get. This is such a one-way relationship and I’m getting sick of it. And don’t fuck with me, because I know your secrets. All of them. Do you want all of your friends to know that even though I’m keeping all the new episodes, you still haven’t watched the end of BSG from last season? LAST SEASON! And I’ll tell them. I swear to god I will.

I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to get pissy like that. It’s just that I’m at 93% capacity right now, and if I don’t hear from you soon, I’m going to have to start throwing away some of your stuff. And I don’t think either of us want that.

I just really, really want to see you before I take the summer off. So come and visit, okay? Please?

Love always,
DVR

I think I need to spend a little time in front of the TV.  Soon.

posted 4/29/08 at 6:35pm to Me me me, Snark · 0 replies · »

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