Not only am I the Hair Club president, I’m also a robot.

I, for one, welcome our new follicle-sucking surgical robot overlords:

A robot that can pluck and move individual hair follicles on a person’s head makes hair transplants look more natural than those performed by humans, a US company claims.

Oh, the wonders of modern medical science.  Don’t you just get a happy little tingle every time you see the words “robot” and “pluck” together in a sentence?  Neither do I.

Once the “harvest” is over, the patient sits up to let the robot implant the follicles into the top of their head.

Again, another word that is just sinister when paired with robot: “harvest”.  Shudder.

posted 5/15/08 at 12:02pm to Science!, Snark, WTF? · 0 replies · permalink

“UPC” to replace “RIP”…?

Japanese gravestone manufacturer Ishinokoe is partnering with an IT firm to add scannable barcodes to tombstones:

Behind doors on the tombstone that can be locked is a QR code — a square code read by mobile phones that can link to Web addresses. Grave visitors can use the code to access images and photographs of the person while they were alive.

I, for one, eagerly await the release of the “.dead” top-level domain.

(via BoingBoing)

posted 5/13/08 at 9:08am to Snark, WTF? · 0 replies · permalink

Emergency Party Button

When you see a Big Red Button, of course you want to push it.

posted 5/12/08 at 10:46am to Geekery · 0 replies · permalink

Resisting authority

Joseph Dimow gives a personal account of his participation in the infamous Milgram experiments:

I was very suspicious and asked a number of questions: Isn’t it dangerous? How do you know the learner doesn’t have a bad heart and can’t take the shocks? What if he wants to stop, can he get out of the chair? The professor assured me that the shocks were not painful or harmful since the amperage was lowered as the voltage increased. He let me feel what a 45-volt shock would be like: a slight tickle. I asked the learner if he was willing to do this and why he didn’t have any questions. He said, “Let’s try it.” With some trepidation on my part, we began the experiment.

(via MeFi)

posted 5/9/08 at 9:23am to Science! · 0 replies · permalink