Phone rage

A friend of mine manages an apartment complex, and was complaining in email today about the insane amount of redundant phone calls the office receives:

I should make a sign:

-The pool will open on Monday next week
-The waiting list is a year to a year and a half
-Yes, that’s the real wait
-No, it doesn’t move faster
-Yes, you can have an air conditioner
-No, your new lease isn’t ready yet because we’re too busy kicking people out to take care of the ones who still live here
-No, I don’t know offhand how much your rent is
-I don’t care if you hate your neighbor
-Yes, we’ll send an exterminator
-Please don’t ring that goddamned doorbell

posted 6/9/08 at 4:55pm to Snark · 0 replies · »

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