I’ll never tell.

eoporto:

zolora:

Today I will write secret messages to some of you on Twitter and compile them here. Yes.

  • I don’t think we’d get along if we knew each other offline. You’re an interesting person and I’m glad I can know you this way.
  • I can never get a handle on what your deal is. Although that’s half the fun, I guess.
  • I want to be you when I grow up. You’re quickly turning into my biggest role model.
  • You are my favorite. No one would ever guess as much.

of course now i am dying to know who these are for. thanks for slowly driving me mad.

Join the club. And I will certainly not say that I wish I were one of them in particular. Nope. I won’t say it.

While we’re on the topic, here are the ones I would send today:

  • You are batshit insane. As in, In Need Of People With Labcoats And Clipboards insane.
  • You are not as relevant as you think.
  • Why do you say everything that I’m thinking EXACTLY 30 MINUTES BEFORE I GET THE CHANCE? Dammit.
  • I really, really want to know why you, in particular, unfollowed me. I don’t give a shit about anyone else. But you? It’s *killing* me.

So, there.

posted 3/19/09 at 4:26pm to Uncategorized · 0 replies · »

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