No Good Answer


I hereby begin the canonical list of questions for which there are no good answers:

  1. Which of these kids is boning my teenage daughter?

  2. What kind of cancer do I have?

  3. What is that sticky stuff that I just stepped in with my bare feet?


  1. Why does hate me so much?
  2. Who is in charge of Capital One’s marketing department, and why is he spending so much fucking money on direct mailings to me?
  3. When that fat bagel-half gets stuck in my toaster, should I remove it with the serving fork or the steak-knife?
posted 3/24/09 at 6:56pm to Uncategorized · 0 replies · »

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