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It seems my Muse has left the building, with no forwarding number or address.

She even stole my fucking stapler. I mean, WTF? It has left me irritated, frustrated, and generally pissy.

So, it seems I will need to disappear for a little while, as I hold auditions for the next Muse, and try to get some solid preproduction work done on my next novel.

The new project is larger in scope than anything I’ve attempted so far, and before I dive into it, I will need to recharge, recalibrate, and reinvent myself to some extent. Perspective is usually one of the sharpest tools in my kit, but it has been dulled lately and needs honing. Hence the short break from the blog and other forms of social media.

Back soon, kids. Play nice while I’m away.

Nothing ignites a “Fine, I’m taking my internet ball and going home” attitude quite like an insufferable pedant who takes joy in pointing out to you that you’re an unskilled hack who possesses less raw talent than the dead skin flakes he sheds off each day.

Because nothing says “Hey, look at the professional level of my photography and Photoshop skills” quite like a beveled and embossed watermark across the entire horizontal plane of the picture.

Spring is coming.

The squirrels are hungry.

They will take your nuts.

By force, if necessary.

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