“So after the show the guy was all like, dude, you totally shredded on that lute, and I’m all like, fuck yeah, and–” “Um, Nigel, you’ve got something on your shirt.” “What? Where?” “Some mutton, I think.” “I don’t see it, dude.” “Dude, it’s right there, on the fur. Your collar.” “Oh. There, okay, got it. Anyway, dude, as soon as I get out of these fuckin’ tights we’re gonna go get some fuckin’ PBRs and some chicks!”

“So after the show the guy was all like, dude, you totally shredded on that lute, and I’m all like, fuck yeah, and–”

“Um, Nigel, you’ve got something on your shirt.”

“What? Where?”

“Some mutton, I think.”

“I don’t see it, dude.”

“Dude, it’s right there, on the fur. Your collar.”

“Oh. There, okay, got it. Anyway, dude, as soon as I get out of these fuckin’ tights we’re gonna go get some fuckin’ PBRs and some chicks!”

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