shark attack

irregardlessly:

and while i’m hoping that the wine dulls my terror, i will sacrifice a glass by throwing it at you if you try to freak me out. and singing the jaws theme will surely get you punched.

and then i will cut you so you’re bleeding if the sharks should happen to escape cause then they’d eat you first.

that is all. continue with your day.

You just have to love a girl who has clearly put so much thought and premeditation into your demise.

posted 4/17/09 at 4:04pm to Uncategorized · 0 replies · »

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