HEY HEY HEY! NO CUTSIES!

thememegeneration:

talesofbeingtj:

fireland:

bcompton:

bcompton: he follows our tumblrs, erica, we should say something
redrabbit: Yeah?
redrabbit: how do you want to do that?
bcompton: just post our conversation
bcompton: the one we just had
bcompton: unfortunately our conversation about it wasn’t very funny
bcompton: maybe we should try again
redrabbit: okay
bcompton: nevermind, this is awkward

OK, cut the conversation. You like me, I like you. Let’s take this thing to the next level: Have me as a guest on your awesome podcast.

Or wait! Better yet, have me on as the guest host when Ben goes on one of his benders. Like when Moltz sat in for Erica?

HEY, FIRELAND, THERE’S LIKE, A LINE HERE, YOU KNOW?

SOME OF US HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR AN INVITATION SINCE THE DAMN THING STARTED AND EVEN PROMOTED THE PODCAST ON THE TWITTER WHEN IT WAS JUST STARTING.

I mean, sure, they haven’t done much to hide their general disdain for pigeons (especially the redheaded one. The girl, I mean. Not the pigeon. Wow, can you imagine if there was a red-headed pigeon? HOTT.) Where was I? Oh, right. How I would totally be willing to overlook their previous anti-pigeon statements and host or fill-in. Especially if Ben was gone. He knows why. But I’d even be a guest if he was there too.

BESIDES, DON’T YOU ALREADY HAVE A PODCAST?

AND DOESN’T MOLTZ HAVE A PODCAST? NOT TO MENTION A FUCKING YLNT CARNATION?

Fucking greedy bastards, the both of you.

I don’t know that your attitude is befitting of the Guests of Arrive Having Eaten Club. We’ll put it up for a vote and get back to you in 6-8 nevers.

(And, yes, I do dream that I get to hang out in a green room somewhere with Tony and Moltz. We just hang out, relax, have a drink while Ben does our toes. Real manly shit.)

Look Sean, I was on there once. And I sucked. Hence, no repeat invitation, unlike Moltz, who actually has an audio presence and knows what the hell he’s doing when it comes to podcasty sorts of things. I’m sure you all remember this. Ahem. If you want to hang out in the greenroom with cool people, that’d be Moltz and Fireland1.

(1please note that I am not using this opportunity to passive-aggressively mention to Joshua that I have somehow still failed to earn a Twitter follow from him, and thus I will die a bitter, broken shell of a man. Nope. Won’t do it.)

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