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Next week, I want to be indefensible. Maybe even for two weeks. A month? That’d be good too.

Then after that, I want to be Jason Permenter for a week.

Then, I will be happy.

I have a mole just above my navel.

It’s getting fairly large, so I think he needs a name. I considered Patrick, but that didn’t really fit his demeanor. Edgar is a better choice, because it incorporates his quirky and generally non-threatening side while still leaving the vague impression that at any moment he may transmogrify into a malignant melanoma stuffed full of pigmenty death.

Then again, Edgar is a bit of an antiquated name, and doesn’t coincide well with the fact that he lives inside of graphic tees most of the time rather than finely tailored shirtings.

Also, this conversation would be much less awkward if my dermatologist and psychiatrist were the same person.

GPOYW: wherein I wear a tie wot is made of other ties. I just blew your mind, didn’t I? Yeah.

GPOYW – Greenwich Village 13/3/09.