What in the sam hell is this?

I did not sign up for this. In fact, I’m still recovering from that Tweeteorite I had to dodge last week.

Something tells me @textism is not thrilled right now.

Favrd : Pulitzer :: favstar/Tweetiorite : America’s Got Talent

posted 7/11/09 at 12:21pm to Slightly Too Long For Twitter, Snark · 0 replies · permalink

Twitter’s First Law

The First Law of Twitter (the “Law of Word Proximity”) states that any instance of one of the following words: [ cry, vomit, tears, masturbate, whale, Velveeta, blame, jerk, @hotdogsladies ] that appears in your tweetstream will always occur within 280 characters of an instance of at least one of the other words in that group.

posted 6/18/08 at 10:02am to Slightly Too Long For Twitter · 0 replies · permalink