Twitter’s First Law

The First Law of Twitter (the “Law of Word Proximity”) states that any instance of one of the following words: [ cry, vomit, tears, masturbate, whale, Velveeta, blame, jerk, @hotdogsladies ] that appears in your tweetstream will always occur within 280 characters of an instance of at least one of the other words in that group.

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