By this time tomorrow, I’ll have arrived in Pittsburgh. And I’ll wonder which one of the attendees will be the one who will dig my shallow grave in the woods, and which one he or she will talk into helping carry my body from the car. I’ve already had a copy of my dental records sent to the Pittsburgh ME’s office for future reference, should my hacked and desiccated remains ever be discovered.

This ought to be fun!

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