Broken glass

David Sedaris nails it on the “undecided voters”, in the New Yorker:

To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?”

To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.

I’d really like to meet some of these people, and then kick them right in the junk.

posted 10/22/08 at 11:22am to Politics, The stupid, it burns · 1 reply · permalink