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Thank you for your interest in my little book, Mr. Abernathy. To purchase a signed copy for $22 (includes Priority Mail shipping), just click the little PayPal button below, and they’ll take care of the rest. You can even specify if you want me to inscribe something particular for you, because I’m nice like that. And I’ll have it in the mail to you in a couple of days.
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